Please Help Me Buy Some Tupperware

Jana Stanfield

Tupperware, I’ve been looking for it everywhere
I’ve tried all the stores but it’s not there
Please help me buy some Tupperware

Tupperware, I’ve been looking for it everywhere
I’ve tried all the stores but it’s not there
Please help me buy some Tupperware

Tupperware, all my friends say that they want some, too
We could dress bananas in my dining room
Please help me buy some Tupperware

I tried Rubbermaid but the lids just didn’t fit
I got so darn mad, I said I can’t stand this

Surely if I ask around, there’s a Tupperperson in my town
If one would call me we could party down
Please help me buy some Tupperware

I tried discount brands but the seals just wouldn’t burp
I was wasting cash on cheap copies that don’t work, so I want

Tupperware, I don’t even care how much it costs
No one else helps you when your seals get lost
Please help me buy some Tupperware

I want Rock’N Serve and my friends want Stackables
I’ll have a Lunch N’ Bag and a big Remarkabowl

Tupperware, I’d host a major big wing-ding
If I could get one of those smidget things
Please help me buy some Tupperware
Please help me buy some Tupperware
Please help me buy some Tupperware, Tupperware, Tupperware