(Revised for women of all ages)
Jana Stanfield
she likes VH-1, B.E.T
too many people screaming on MTV
she says life is too short to wear high heeled shoes
but she’s been known to hit the m&m’s
when she gets the blues
SHE IS A WOMAN
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN
TOTALLY UNIQUE
SHE IS A WOMAN AT 33
she felt a little guilty
could see that he was hurt
at the yard sale as he watched her
sell her rubber miniskirt
she is lovingly aware of
all those fantasies of his
but she prefers to go to bed at night
as who she really is
SHE IS A WOMAN
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN
TOTALLY UNIQUE
SHE IS A WOMAN AT 43
she called her friends the girls
till she was 25
now she calls her friends the women
and she looks them in the eye
where once they were a threat
in the race to get a man
now she leaves her man to be with them
as often as she can
SHE IS A WOMAN
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN
TOTALLY UNIQUE
SHE IS A WOMAN AT 53
It used to be she couldn’t sleep
With dishes in the sink
But now she doesn’t give a darn
What anybody thinks
She hasn’t used a stove
Since the Reagan administration
The only thing she makes for dinner now
Is reservations
SHE IS A WOMAN
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN
TOTALLY UNIQUE
SHE IS A WOMAN AT 63
if a symphony comes on
while she’s driving in her car
she pretends she’s in a film about her life
and she’s the star
Though she’s out for groceries
to find a bite to eat
In her movie she’s arriving
for a date with destiny
she grabs a t-bone steak
and a chocolate cake
convinced that there’s a film crew
watching every move she makes
she dreams of signing autographs
beneath the bright marquee
she dreams of what she’ll wear
when she’s an oscar nominee
for her stunning characterization of
a woman at 73
woman at 83
woman at 93
let’s all live to be a hundred and three
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